Faith -based Republican voters are feeling more than a bit squirmy about Willard Mitt Romney sitting down in the Oval Office wearing his MAGIC UNDERWEAR these days. Despite Mitt's blonde-all-over wife, Olympic square jaw and multi-millionaire status, the Mormonism thing just does not resonate with the far-right religiously insane voting bloc.

. Many of these folks would just as soon have Monkey Boy be president for life, just so they do not have to think and make choices.

But there is hope. A vessel exists in which to pour the Christian Crusader surge, that gooey Clorox scented rim shot of xenophobia, a hatred of gays and an unbearable craving for Armageddon. That vessel for Christian spunk is none other than Mike Huckabee !!!

Despite the hip credentials that Huckabee let Keith Richards out of jail for speeding in Fordyce, Arkansas 3,000 years ago when he was Governor, this guy is a true nut-job.
And nut jobs have a tendency to gain center stage in the Republican Party, particularly if they are annointed with Christian cum . Someone must assume the stay -the- course policy on war in Iraq ( GWOT ) and the dangerous faith based nuttiness and unwarranted accumulation of executive power. Winning is mandatory for the GOP, if only to cover up the high crimes and misdemeanors of Bush, Cheney and the whole neo-con Blackwater posse, and keep the profits rolling.

Matt Taibi does our homework for us, in an article in the new issue of  "Rolling Stone ".
The article - a well crafted threat assessment, is called suitably " My Favorite Nut Job ".

 Viddy well....

..." In the world of GOP politics, he represents something entirely new--- a cross between John Edwards and Jerry Falwell, an ordained Southern Baptist minister preacher who actually seems to give a shit about the working poor.

But Huckabee is also something else : full-blown nuts, a Christian goofball of the highest order. He believes that the earth may be only 6,000 years old, angrily rejects the evidence that human beings evolved from " primates " and thinks America would'nt need so many Mexican workers if we allowed every aborted fetuses to grow up and enter the workforce. To top it off, Huckabee also left behind a record of ethical missteps in the swamp of Arkansas politics that make Whitewater seem like a jay-walking ticket.

... Huckabee gave an even more damning glimpse into his inner bat -shit self in a recent appearance at the Prestonwood Baptist Church near Dallas, where he told audiences that Christians are sitting in the pole position of the race to Armageddon.' If you're with Jesus Christ, we know how it turns out in the final moment', he said. ' I've read the last chapter in the book, and we do end up winning. "




Winning an atomic pole dance with Mike Huckabee does not sound like a good idea to me. No way I would let a handjob who does not even believe in carbon dating anywhere near the nuclear launch codes. Hastening Armageddon is what these folks are all about - from PNAC to Bush to Huckabee--- using religiously coded language to promote yahoo-ism amongst the crowd.

People in the reality based community dread the idea of universal war leading to the use of nuclear weapons... that World War Three thing Bush pulled out of his insane ass 8 weeks ago.


Dance dance dance to the radio....