Feild Marshall Donald Rumsfeld, facing a decided up-tick in criticism over his explanation of the "physics " of protecting soldiers that he helped put in harms way, has announced that he will now start signing letters of condolence personally. Herr Donald has been using a more impersonal approach, rubber stamping or using that bane of autograph hunters, the Autowriter. In recent days, Herr Donald has been criticized by Republican and Democratic members of Congress for not signing the letters himself all along.

" My goodness, that's the least we could expect of the Secretary of Defense, is having some personal attention paid by him" said Senator Chuck Hagel ( R -Diebold ), noting that the resident, never elected simian signs the codolence letters himself. Goodness has nothing to do with Donald. Over 1000 letters have gone out to relatives of the deceased during the global war for diminishing petroleum resources, launched by Bush and his gang of neo-con winged monkeys.

It is well known that Bush signs the condolence letters with dog poo extracted from his dogs ass. ( Photo to follow )  To be fair, Rumsfeld, who will be getting a touch of writers cramp in the aftermath of yesterdays bloody attack on a mess tent, should be forced to sign the letters in HIS OWN BLOOD. That way he can experience the same loss  suffered by the greiving mothers of the dead. Further, as the death toll mounts toward 2000, Herr Donald deserves to be afflicted by boils and affixed to leeches and to be bitten repeatedly by  Iraqi sand fleas.

Resign Donald.

 Do us all a favor and resign.